Saw this a couple days ago so if its already been commented on I apologize.

http://www.underdogdynasty.com/2016/1/7 ... agle-creek

When I read this ridiculous article about GaSo "baptizing" its new coaching staff in Eagle Crik (Jimmy Stewart voice) the only thought I had was wondering if after bathing in that sludge would they emerge with the world's worst super hero powers like: a 5th grade reading comprehension or the ability to find knee-length jorts appropriate dress for any and all occasions.

Its a bird, its a plane, its a less potent version of Fritz's offense disguised as a triple O to appease an irrational fan base.

Wonder how many of them ended up in the hospital.

They'll never wash that STINK off. Forever unclean.

He could be the first college football coach to contract Zika for being dumped into that sewer, heck they may even have to cancel or forfeit our game by then because their whole team may have it be unable to field a team by October 27th.

If I am ever in Gnatsboro again, I wish only to have a full bladder and be in close proximity.

MtnMan09 wrote:Saw this a couple days ago so if its already been commented on I apologize.

http://www.underdogdynasty.com/2016/1/7 ... agle-creek

When I read this ridiculous article about GaSo "baptizing" its new coaching staff in Eagle Crik (Jimmy Stewart voice) the only thought I had was wondering if after bathing in that sludge would they emerge with the world's worst super hero powers like: a 5th grade reading comprehension or the ability to find knee-length jorts appropriate dress for any and all occasions.

Its a bird, its a plane, its a less potent version of Fritz's offense disguised as a triple O to appease an irrational fan base.

Everyone knows "mid-thigh" is the only acceptable length for jorts.