Being unsure of past or existing thread on this topic..... decided to start one.

What are your favorite jokes on the opposition new and old, classic or off the cuff?

If you don't have a joke, popshots and slaps are OK too.

One of my favorites is the handicap parking permits for the former visiting Whee fans being hang their diploma on the rearview mirror.

PLEASE fire away and run away with this thread!

This isn't an exact quote but last season on the show we had a joke similar to this:

General Sherman's March to the Sea actually improved Statesboro's living conditions.

Not so much a joke as it is a justification for WCU tuition to go down to $500 a semester

Wondering if I put this under wrong folder? And should have put in Football folder?

I always liked when someone said "I went to Western" & you could say "I hear they are getting a football team there soon"

If you can't go to college go to (insert here)....Western, GaSo, Vermin, etc.

Furman sucks.


Not a joke -- just a statement of fact.

Of NC State:

"Red White Red White
Your necks are red, your socks are white"!

Not to open up other schools but I always liked South Carolina's hack on Clemson.... "the n in Clempson stands for (k)nowledge"

Beautiful Eagle Creek.

Georgia Southern fans research their family history on Incestry.com

I was always told the Tar Holes fertilized their football field with chicken shit.

Written in Bowie men's bathroom long ago: "Flush twice, it's a long way to Cullowhee."

After my families 4 great years in Nashville and my daughters Magna Cum Laude degree from UT, they are my second favorite team so the following is with love!

Q Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

A So they can go to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and report back from work release to pick up trash on I40 on Monday!

What do you get when you cross a GSU cheerleader with a pig?

Nothing. There's just some things a pig won't do.

Why can't they teach Sex Ed and Drivers Ed, at Geo. Sou, on the same day?

A: they only have one mule.

What did the Geo. Sou. alum say when he found his son in bed with his daughter?

A: GATA

WCU

From a sign at the last MBB game in Varsity Gym (on Front of Watauga Democrat):

"Who'd want to mount a cat?"

I always liked "If you're kid goes to Georgia Southern...don't worry you can always have another kid."

Written above toilet paper dispenser in Sanford Hall--
Western Diplomas: Take One