On to Statesboro

[appaneer1984]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

I feel like I could pull an 8 Mile and tell you everything you're going to say about us before you say it... Stinkboro, gnats, rednecks, uneducated, Honey Boo Boo, some reference to Eagle Creek... and let's not forget the ones who will tell you how awful Statesboro is and how horrible their fans are. Funny thing is, those are the one who can't afford to make the trip or are just too plain lazy, so they build a garbage excuse in a weak attempt to justify not going. My guess is most of them have never even been to Statesboro. I do recall a trip to Boone when your fans threw full water bottles at our band and busted out some windows on the GS buses. I also recall when GS made the mistake of giving out eagle head discs pregame and they became projectiles for our student body after Eagle scores.

Your team is now ranked... if you don't make the trip it's lame. All joking aside... get your butts to Statesboro and cheer on your team. Just leave the livestock at home, don't forget your toothbrush, and boil your water before drinking.

Fair enough?

Talking about us throwing water bottles at your band, while conveniently leaving out they played their fight song on our field and marched on our student section. Trash actions like that deserve a little trash tossed that way.

And let's not forget them going after Armanti's knees time and time and time again in 2007

[MrCraig]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

I feel like I could pull an 8 Mile and tell you everything you're going to say about us before you say it... Stinkboro, gnats, rednecks, uneducated, Honey Boo Boo, some reference to Eagle Creek... and let's not forget the ones who will tell you how awful Statesboro is and how horrible their fans are. Funny thing is, those are the one who can't afford to make the trip or are just too plain lazy, so they build a garbage excuse in a weak attempt to justify not going. My guess is most of them have never even been to Statesboro. I do recall a trip to Boone when your fans threw full water bottles at our band and busted out some windows on the GS buses. I also recall when GS made the mistake of giving out eagle head discs pregame and they became projectiles for our student body after Eagle scores.

Your team is now ranked... if you don't make the trip it's lame. All joking aside... get your butts to Statesboro and cheer on your team. Just leave the livestock at home, don't forget your toothbrush, and boil your water before drinking.

Fair enough?

How many goat jokes have you made this week??

Also, I've been to Stinkboro twice. I'm not going this week because I burned all my PTO getting married and honeymooning in Europe. Poor decision, I know.

They want us to come to the game to make the stadium seem more full on national television. As I mentioned before, most of the Stink alumni with money will be in Jacksonville this weekend to watch their favorite team play. And let's please not forget that the most attended event in Paulson Stadium history was a Tim McGraw concert.

[Stonewall]

Please tell me these aren't college educated people talking smack, or even college students. There is zero wit or any info that's clever enough to get blood boiling. How is an adult supposed to respond to middle school level trash talk? If we respond in our own terms, it would fly right over their heads. Charlotte fans were far more interesting and that sets the bar pretty low.

They aren't. They went to Southern.

[appstatealum]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

How many goat jokes have you made this week??

Also, I've been to Stinkboro twice. I'm not going this week because I burned all my PTO getting married and honeymooning in Europe. Poor decision, I know.

You picked Europe over Statesboro? That's a rocky start to a marriage....

[Appsolutely]

Yeah we had to bail out your sorry defense, but he didnt learn all the secrets.....We still have a quiver full.....Get your flak jackets out. Your gonna get hit hard.

Nah, time your youngins learn the power of Paulson Stadium. Satterfield understands and fears us better than any Crap fan. Take your coaches lead and crap in your pants before entering our stadium. Leave your manure in the parking lot.

From what I observed the last time I was in Gnatsboro, the manure was in the parking lot before we ever got there.

[Appsolutely]

Yeah we had to bail out your sorry defense, but he didnt learn all the secrets.....We still have a quiver full.....Get your flak jackets out. Your gonna get hit hard.

Nah, time your youngins learn the power of Paulson Stadium. Satterfield understands and fears us better than any Crap fan. Take your coaches lead and crap in your pants before entering our stadium. Leave your manure in the parking lot.

From what I observed the last time I was in Gnatsboro, the manure was in the parking lot before we ever got there.

Also, I heard what your head cheerleader said the first time she had sex: "Get offa me daddy; you're crushin' my Marlboros.

[TheMoody1]

#1 AppySt fan.

Better than GS's.

[appchicago]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

I feel like I could pull an 8 Mile and tell you everything you're going to say about us before you say it... Stinkboro, gnats, rednecks, uneducated, Honey Boo Boo, some reference to Eagle Creek... and let's not forget the ones who will tell you how awful Statesboro is and how horrible their fans are. Funny thing is, those are the one who can't afford to make the trip or are just too plain lazy, so they build a garbage excuse in a weak attempt to justify not going. My guess is most of them have never even been to Statesboro. I do recall a trip to Boone when your fans threw full water bottles at our band and busted out some windows on the GS buses. I also recall when GS made the mistake of giving out eagle head discs pregame and they became projectiles for our student body after Eagle scores.

Your team is now ranked... if you don't make the trip it's lame. All joking aside... get your butts to Statesboro and cheer on your team. Just leave the livestock at home, don't forget your toothbrush, and boil your water before drinking.

Fair enough?

You're slightly better at smack than your buddies are. If they're actual GaSo (or Troy) graduates, they should get a refund for all that wasted tuition... plus the money they blew on bathtub crank and Everclear.

Been to Statesboro. We won, and I still can't recommend it.

And, theoretically, IF a bus window was smashed in Boone and IF it was done by a goalpost, it wasn't malicious. When a couple hundred students are carrying something and 90% of them can't see where it's going, precision isn't really a possibility. But I wasn't there, officer, so I can't be sure. And I definitely don't know anyone who was riding the goalpost at the time.

[oldfart]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

I feel like I could pull an 8 Mile and tell you everything you're going to say about us before you say it... Stinkboro, gnats, rednecks, uneducated, Honey Boo Boo, some reference to Eagle Creek... and let's not forget the ones who will tell you how awful Statesboro is and how horrible their fans are. Funny thing is, those are the one who can't afford to make the trip or are just too plain lazy, so they build a garbage excuse in a weak attempt to justify not going. My guess is most of them have never even been to Statesboro. I do recall a trip to Boone when your fans threw full water bottles at our band and busted out some windows on the GS buses. I also recall when GS made the mistake of giving out eagle head discs pregame and they became projectiles for our student body after Eagle scores.

Your team is now ranked... if you don't make the trip it's lame. All joking aside... get your butts to Statesboro and cheer on your team. Just leave the livestock at home, don't forget your toothbrush, and boil your water before drinking.

Fair enough?

Talking about us throwing water bottles at your band, while conveniently leaving out they played their fight song on our field and marched on our student section. Trash actions like that deserve a little trash tossed that way.

And let's not forget them going after Armanti's knees time and time and time again in 2007

We weren't going after his knees, we just wanted to see what a foot chewed up by a lawnmower looked like.

[Pike51]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

I feel like I could pull an 8 Mile and tell you everything you're going to say about us before you say it... Stinkboro, gnats, rednecks, uneducated, Honey Boo Boo, some reference to Eagle Creek... and let's not forget the ones who will tell you how awful Statesboro is and how horrible their fans are. Funny thing is, those are the one who can't afford to make the trip or are just too plain lazy, so they build a garbage excuse in a weak attempt to justify not going. My guess is most of them have never even been to Statesboro. I do recall a trip to Boone when your fans threw full water bottles at our band and busted out some windows on the GS buses. I also recall when GS made the mistake of giving out eagle head discs pregame and they became projectiles for our student body after Eagle scores.

Your team is now ranked... if you don't make the trip it's lame. All joking aside... get your butts to Statesboro and cheer on your team. Just leave the livestock at home, don't forget your toothbrush, and boil your water before drinking.

Fair enough?

You're slightly better at smack than your buddies are. If they're actual GaSo (or Troy) graduates, they should get a refund for all that wasted tuition... plus the money they blew on bathtub crank and Everclear.

Been to Statesboro. We won, and I still can't recommend it.

And, theoretically, IF a bus window was smashed in Boone and IF it was done by a goalpost, it wasn't malicious. When a couple hundred students are carrying something and 90% of them can't see where it's going, precision isn't really a possibility. But I wasn't there, officer, so I can't be sure. And I definitely don't know anyone who was riding the goalpost at the time.

Your name is "Appchicago" and you want to talk trash about Statesboro. Assuming you live or are from Chicago, that's like the absolute worst place to live in the world next to downtown Atlanta on the GagState campus... honestly, they might be tied. Chicago + App State... your decision making judgement is highly suspect. I suggest your friends host an intervention immediately. Upside is they will have the game on at the rehab center.

[moonshine]

Funny... the Appholes calling out Eagle fans for the same old, same old.

I feel like I could pull an 8 Mile and tell you everything you're going to say about us before you say it... Stinkboro, gnats, rednecks, uneducated, Honey Boo Boo, some reference to Eagle Creek... and let's not forget the ones who will tell you how awful Statesboro is and how horrible their fans are. Funny thing is, those are the one who can't afford to make the trip or are just too plain lazy, so they build a garbage excuse in a weak attempt to justify not going. My guess is most of them have never even been to Statesboro. I do recall a trip to Boone when your fans threw full water bottles at our band and busted out some windows on the GS buses. I also recall when GS made the mistake of giving out eagle head discs pregame and they became projectiles for our student body after Eagle scores.

Your team is now ranked... if you don't make the trip it's lame. All joking aside... get your butts to Statesboro and cheer on your team. Just leave the livestock at home, don't forget your toothbrush, and boil your water before drinking.

Fair enough?

How many goat jokes have you made this week??

P51 is Mr. Original (aka TK Fanboy) and the GOAT when it comes to Statesboro Talk:

"F*** App State and the goat they rode in on"--P51
"Maybe those hilljacks can take it out of the goat *** long enough to come play a little football."--P51
"if they can keep AOL going long enough up in the holler." -- P51 must also be a UNC-C fan.
"T-Dog likes goat meat. That is all."--P51

He's practically begging App fans to show up and help fill the stadium since their fan base still hasn't bought in to their return, which just so happens to coincide with the hiring of App's Co-DC and a S&C coach as well as the RB coach from a few years ago. Coincidence?!?

Hopefully his prognostication comes true and he can go back to consuming goat cheese and self loathing.
"Appy might hang 70 or more on us. We have some serious work to do on defense. We have to find some man coverage at some point. Cover 2 kills us." --P51

The best part is, he actually does like App and thinks we're pretty swell:
"I have no issues being compared to them... I actually would agree."--P51

[appchicago]

Your name is "Appchicago" and you want to talk trash about Statesboro. Assuming you live or are from Chicago, that's like the absolute worst place to live in the world next to downtown Atlanta on the GagState campus... honestly, they might be tied. Chicago + App State... your decision making judgement is highly suspect. I suggest your friends host an intervention immediately. Upside is they will have the game on at the rehab center.

Nevermind. That was a lot lazier. I lived in a nice part of Chicago. What's the nice part of Statesboro?

[EF200]

Your name is "Appchicago" and you want to talk trash about Statesboro. Assuming you live or are from Chicago, that's like the absolute worst place to live in the world next to downtown Atlanta on the GagState campus... honestly, they might be tied. Chicago + App State... your decision making judgement is highly suspect. I suggest your friends host an intervention immediately. Upside is they will have the game on at the rehab center.

Nevermind. That was a lot lazier. I lived in a nice part of Chicago. What's the nice part of Statesboro?

There's a nice part in Chicago?

[ValleyBoy]

Your name is "Appchicago" and you want to talk trash about Statesboro. Assuming you live or are from Chicago, that's like the absolute worst place to live in the world next to downtown Atlanta on the GagState campus... honestly, they might be tied. Chicago + App State... your decision making judgement is highly suspect. I suggest your friends host an intervention immediately. Upside is they will have the game on at the rehab center.

Nevermind. That was a lot lazier. I lived in a nice part of Chicago. What's the nice part of Statesboro?

oldfart's farm.

[EF200]

Your name is "Appchicago" and you want to talk trash about Statesboro. Assuming you live or are from Chicago, that's like the absolute worst place to live in the world next to downtown Atlanta on the GagState campus... honestly, they might be tied. Chicago + App State... your decision making judgement is highly suspect. I suggest your friends host an intervention immediately. Upside is they will have the game on at the rehab center.

Nevermind. That was a lot lazier. I lived in a nice part of Chicago. What's the nice part of Statesboro?

oldfart's farm.

Swamp's gator ranch has got your farm beat.

[SayYesToTheRock]

If you're wondering why Stink fans are fixated on goats, it's because they lost 3 of 4 to the GOAT, and they'll never get over it.

[ValleyBoy]

ValleyBoy will not be able to make it to the game due to work schedule and having to be a member of and Eagle Scout project review board and a Eagle Scout Board of review Thursday evening before the game starts.
After these two boards are completed ValleyBoy will go to Bubba's Goat Emporium and Egg farm to watch the game and to also help protect Bubba's Goats from any Appy fans that might want to take advantage of Bubba's Goats.

GATA

[appchicago]

There's a nice part in Chicago?

One day your daddy will fix his truck and you'll be able to leave Georgia and travel a little. Assuming your parole conditions will allow it.

[Appsolutely]

Yeah we had to bail out your sorry defense, but he didnt learn all the secrets.....We still have a quiver full.....Get your flak jackets out. Your gonna get hit hard.

Nah, time your youngins learn the power of Paulson Stadium. Satterfield understands and fears us better than any Crap fan. Take your coaches lead and crap in your pants before entering our stadium. Leave your manure in the parking lot.

From what I observed the last time I was in Gnatsboro, the manure was in the parking lot before we ever got there.

Also, I heard what your head cheerleader said the first time she had sex: "Get offa me daddy; you're crushin' my Marlboros."

[Pike51]

Your name is "Appchicago" and you want to talk trash about Statesboro. Assuming you live or are from Chicago, that's like the absolute worst place to live in the world next to downtown Atlanta on the GagState campus... honestly, they might be tied. Chicago + App State... your decision making judgement is highly suspect. I suggest your friends host an intervention immediately. Upside is they will have the game on at the rehab center.

Nevermind. That was a lot lazier. I lived in a nice part of Chicago. What's the nice part of Statesboro?

Pretty much all of Statesboro is nice. But I spent plenty of time in Chicago when I worked with Grainger. There isn't a nice part at all. Some of the surrounding areas are okay but nothing that holds a candle to Statesboro (or Boone for that matter). With that said, I'm not a fan of urban living and much prefer the rural areas. Atlanta sucks too IMO.