Gonzo wrote:I don't understand the headline. What do the ULL defense's sexual orientation and desires have to do with the game?
Apparently ULL has seen and played with many versions of "Cox" in their day and they don't think your Cox is anything special. However, I do hope your Cox can get up for this one and really stick it to Ulala in such a way that everyone in the stadium is impressed with your Cox . In fact, I hope your Cox puts such a hurting on their azz that they scream the next time they hear your Cox is coming. Of course your Cox didn't impress us as our very own version of your "Cox", Mr. Matt Breida, is a much BIGGER deal as he is one of the finalists for the Doak Walker award. Don't be mad though, because one day when your Cox has had more time performing behind your o line, they'll learn how to open holes bigger for him to squeeze through and others in the belt will certainly notice. Just know our "Cox" is bigger and we're not impressed.
Now go beat Ulala with your Cox. Hopefully he'll hit those holes and wear them out. Eagle Nation is rooting for yall.