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Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:22 am
by APPARJ
Because this is such a HUGE game, we want to do something special for the preview show. GIVE US YOUR BEST GEORGIA SOUTHERN INSULTS!

This is, of course, all in good-natured, competitive fun. We're not calling out specific people (that would be tacky) and the App fans I know would never treat a Georgia Southern fan so rudely in Boone that they'd regret their decision to come to KBS. Regardless of how we've been treated in Statesboro or elsewhere by their fans, we - as a fan base - ARE better than that. So to be crystal clear: we can have fun making jabs in the proper context but we do not condone insulting individuals or making anyone feel uncomfortable or threatened.

We've already started this on Twitter and we've received some great feedback.

What we want to do is for YOU to come up with Georgia Southern Insults that we can read on the show and share a laugh with everyone! Now, if it's too inappropriate or has profanity, we will not read it (but we might still laugh!).

To give you an idea, here are some insults we've received (I won't take the time to give credit to the source of each post but this is from a combination of folks):
  • In Statesboro, all stores close for a full hour when the Jerry Springer Show comes on.

    Georgia Southern fans use internet explorer #FailSouthern

    One-ply toilet paper comes from Georgia Southern pine trees.

    Luke Bryan went to GaSo... therefore GaSo is responsible for Bro Country. Thanks, GaSo.

    4 out of 5 georgia southern fans don't eat their daily recommended dosage of fiber.

    GaSo doesn't like Star Wars.

You can write the "insults" here or email them to us blackandgoldpodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter @BlackAndGoldPod

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:33 am
by YesAppCan
Does drinking from Eagle Creek somehow make one immune to gnat infestations?

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:55 am
by TheMoody1
Their biggest fan.
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Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:59 am
by APPARJ
TheMoody1 wrote:Their biggest fan.
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Captain of the Cheerleading Squad?

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:02 pm
by APPdiesel
Georgia Southern fans prefer store-brand Cheerio's.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:19 pm
by kiddbrewer
APPARJ wrote:
5 out of 4 georgia southern fans don't eat their daily recommended dosage of fiber.
FIFY and they wouldn't know the difference.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:30 pm
by Rekdiver
Georgia Southern fans.....well they are from southern Georgia.....

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:35 pm
by Rekdiver
When Hugh McColl (retired Chairman of Bank of America) said " We don't want to be on every pig path in Georgia" .....he was referring to Statesboro....

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:28 pm
by Appsolutely
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Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:37 pm
by APPARJ
Appsolutely wrote:
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There's probably even a stench... even through the phone.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:38 pm
by MAD Doctor
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You can't make this stuff up. This picture is from the Georgia Gnat Company. They claim that their "Gnat Hat lets you use your hands for something other than swatting!" I don't even want to know what that might be. I'm sure it's the number one school accessory at the Stink.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:42 pm
by scatman77
Try crossing a pig with at GaSo cheerleader; won't happen. There's some things a pig just won't do.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:43 pm
by Appsolutely
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Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:44 pm
by ebapps1
Their GATA Logo:
Gay
And
Transgender
Athletes

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:33 pm
by hotrod2001
Gata hava wanna needa Bojangles!

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:27 pm
by spong
Image

This is a permanent exhibit at the Georgia Southern Museum which is pretty cool.

GS fans like this exhibit because it reminds them of a time with having a generic mascot like an eagle was not cliche and over done.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:02 pm
by The Rock
What did the App grad say to the Georgia Southern grad wearing a 3 piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:18 pm
by T-Dog
What does this accomplish?

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:22 pm
by ASU-FTW
T-Dog wrote:What does this accomplish?
Pretty much nothing except for maybe a laugh or two.
Don't all your pregame articles insult the school or team we are playing every time??

Re: Insulting Georgia Southern [B&G Podcast]

Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:31 pm
by AppinVA
ASU-FTW wrote:
T-Dog wrote:What does this accomplish?
Pretty much nothing except for maybe a laugh or two.
Don't all your pregame articles insult the school or team we are playing every time??
Hmmm...I was about to answer, "I see what you did there".