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HOA phallacy runs amok!

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HOA phallacy runs amok!

Unread post by scatman77 » Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:51 am

From the "You Can't Make This Crap Up" department we have yet another HOA/Gestapo demonstrating their stupidity. Some of you may live in a community with a HOA and like it, but if you ever hear that I moved into one rest assured a gun was involved:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/hoa-threaten ... now-report
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Unread post by HighPointApp » Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:08 am

Common sense is dead!!!
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Unread post by ASU3432Mi » Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:12 am

Just curious what kind of car she drives.

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Unread post by Yosef84 » Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:20 am

It says that it's a Honda Insight.

Some of these people REALLY seem to be obsessed with phallic symbols. Anything longer than it is wide can be construed as phallic if you try hard enough. Welcome back to the Victorian era.

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Unread post by Gonzo » Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:02 am

ASU3432Mi wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:12 am
Just curious what kind of car she drives.
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Unread post by T-Dog » Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:13 am

From the article
The board finally backed off, and in an email wrote: "We understand. We will not be pursuing this further, in good faith pursuant to the wording of the by-laws."
Common sense won out in the end.

Regardless, HOA's are proof many people shouldn't run for real public office.

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Unread post by Yosef84 » Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:19 am

I believe the article said she was in a Honda Insight.

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Unread post by ASU3432Mi » Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:17 am

...or maybe a Peterbilt.

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Unread post by moonshine » Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:35 am

How does the HOA feel about snowballs?
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Unread post by scatman77 » Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:39 am

moonshine wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:35 am
How does the HOA feel about snowballs?
I don't believe there is enough penicillin for that.
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Unread post by appstatealum » Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:06 pm

Gonzo wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:02 am
ASU3432Mi wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:12 am
Just curious what kind of car she drives.
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Read this article this morning and this was the first thing I thought of! Haha...... back when SNL was a good show.
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Unread post by Rekdiver » Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:58 pm

Only Fox could find this....

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Unread post by Appsolutely » Thu Feb 28, 2019 5:18 pm

scatman77 wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:51 am
From the "You Can't Make This Crap Up" department we have yet another HOA/Gestapo demonstrating their stupidity. Some of you may live in a community with a HOA and like it, but if you ever hear that I moved into one rest assured a gun was involved:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/hoa-threaten ... now-report
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Unread post by NoLongerLurking » Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:47 pm

My HOA is A-OK. I can't have chickens or animal sacrifices outside, but I found a cool way to keep them inside while allowing them to travel like hamsters through a series of tubes. I think the main purpose of my HOA and the 11 homeowners paying into it is to have the roads paved/scraped/maintained. They (Maple Ridge) also mow around our ponds and common areas and suck up any leaves we blow out to the curb in November. Sometimes HOAs are OK. I can piss off my porches year-round without disturbing anyone thanks to some of the rules.

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