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HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:51 am
by scatman77
From the "You Can't Make This Crap Up" department we have yet another HOA/Gestapo demonstrating their stupidity. Some of you may live in a community with a HOA and like it, but if you ever hear that I moved into one rest assured a gun was involved:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/hoa-threaten ... now-report

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:08 am
by HighPointApp
Common sense is dead!!!

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:12 am
by ASU3432Mi
Just curious what kind of car she drives.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:20 am
by Yosef84
It says that it's a Honda Insight.

Some of these people REALLY seem to be obsessed with phallic symbols. Anything longer than it is wide can be construed as phallic if you try hard enough. Welcome back to the Victorian era.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:02 am
by Gonzo
ASU3432Mi wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:12 am
Just curious what kind of car she drives.
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Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:13 am
by T-Dog
From the article
The board finally backed off, and in an email wrote: "We understand. We will not be pursuing this further, in good faith pursuant to the wording of the by-laws."
Common sense won out in the end.

Regardless, HOA's are proof many people shouldn't run for real public office.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:19 am
by Yosef84
I believe the article said she was in a Honda Insight.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:17 am
by ASU3432Mi
...or maybe a Peterbilt.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:26 am
by WataugaMan

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:35 am
by moonshine
How does the HOA feel about snowballs?

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:39 am
by scatman77
moonshine wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:35 am
How does the HOA feel about snowballs?
I don't believe there is enough penicillin for that.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:06 pm
by appstatealum
Gonzo wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:02 am
ASU3432Mi wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:12 am
Just curious what kind of car she drives.
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Read this article this morning and this was the first thing I thought of! Haha...... back when SNL was a good show.

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:58 pm
by Rekdiver
Only Fox could find this....

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 5:18 pm
by Appsolutely
scatman77 wrote:
Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:51 am
From the "You Can't Make This Crap Up" department we have yet another HOA/Gestapo demonstrating their stupidity. Some of you may live in a community with a HOA and like it, but if you ever hear that I moved into one rest assured a gun was involved:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/hoa-threaten ... now-report
Most HOAs suck; they are governed by a bunch of nitwits. Or is it knit wits?

Re: HOA phallacy runs amok!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 8:47 pm
by NoLongerLurking
My HOA is A-OK. I can't have chickens or animal sacrifices outside, but I found a cool way to keep them inside while allowing them to travel like hamsters through a series of tubes. I think the main purpose of my HOA and the 11 homeowners paying into it is to have the roads paved/scraped/maintained. They (Maple Ridge) also mow around our ponds and common areas and suck up any leaves we blow out to the curb in November. Sometimes HOAs are OK. I can piss off my porches year-round without disturbing anyone thanks to some of the rules.