Tusculum allowed minus-100 total yards and minus-124 yards rushing to set NCAA single-game records in both categories Thursday night in a 71-0 victory over the College of Faith in Greeneville, Tennessee.

College of Faith Stats vs Tusculum
Total off. plays 49
Avg. gain/play -2.0
Total off. yards -100
Rush att. 36
Avg. gain/rush -3.4
Total rush yards -124
Pass comp.-att. 7-13
Avg. gain/att. 1.8
Total pass yards 24

How did Judy Rose miss scheduling these guys?