You should beat us by 50— but you are awful.
You had a 90 year head start—but don’t talk about your wins over ECU and South Carolina because it was too long ago.
We are your Super Bowl— though you’ve won more bowls than we’ve won FBS home games.
We don’t care about you— but we added temporary seating for the first time and started the football thread on our message board over a year ago.
The Sun Belt is garbage— although we helped start the Sun Belt.
You all are toothless ignorant hillbillies— although most of you live in Charlotte, Raleigh, etc...
We live in a major U.S. market with tens of thousands of local alumni—— although we play in a half-empty 15,000 seat stadium.
Your national championships were not impressive because they were in the FCS—-although we posted losing records in both our seasons in FCS.
We are probably going to be P5 or at least AAC soon—-although if we don’t get our attendance up, we may be kicked out of CUSA.
Boone is a dump—- Yet the Blue Ridge Parkway is the #1 tourist destination in North Carolina.
Boone is a small town and Charlotte is a major city— although we are really closer to Harrisburg, which is smaller than Boone.
You are going to get killed by Penn State and then come into Charlotte hurt with a shell-shocked quarternack——
