All-time jokes list for opposition and rivals

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All-time jokes list for opposition and rivals

Unread post by CornCobPipes » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:56 am

Being unsure of past or existing thread on this topic..... decided to start one. :lol:

What are your favorite jokes on the opposition new and old, classic or off the cuff?

If you don't have a joke, popshots and slaps are OK too.

One of my favorites is the handicap parking permits for the former visiting Whee fans being hang their diploma on the rearview mirror. :lol:

PLEASE fire away and run away with this thread!
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Unread post by APPARJ » Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:09 pm

This isn't an exact quote but last season on the show we had a joke similar to this:

General Sherman's March to the Sea actually improved Statesboro's living conditions.
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Unread post by appaneer1984 » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:04 pm

Not so much a joke as it is a justification for WCU tuition to go down to $500 a semester
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Unread post by CornCobPipes » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:27 pm

Wondering if I put this under wrong folder? And should have put in Football folder?
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Unread post by appmaj » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:05 am

I always liked when someone said "I went to Western" & you could say "I hear they are getting a football team there soon"
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Unread post by appstate77 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:43 pm

If you can't go to college go to (insert here)....Western, GaSo, Vermin, etc.
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Unread post by AppinVA » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:59 pm

Furman sucks.


Not a joke -- just a statement of fact.
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Unread post by SpeedkingATL » Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:54 pm

Of NC State:

"Red White Red White
Your necks are red, your socks are white"!
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Unread post by BlueCreekAppFan » Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:40 pm

Not to open up other schools but I always liked South Carolina's hack on Clemson.... "the n in Clempson stands for (k)nowledge"
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Unread post by CVAPP » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:52 am

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Unread post by JohnnyBurrito » Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:07 am

Georgia Southern fans research their family history on Incestry.com
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Unread post by CornCobPipes » Sat Aug 20, 2016 11:41 am

I was always told the Tar Holes fertilized their football field with chicken shit.
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Unread post by ASU3432Mi » Sat Aug 20, 2016 1:38 pm

Written in Bowie men's bathroom long ago: "Flush twice, it's a long way to Cullowhee."
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Unread post by Capt. Ed » Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:47 am

After my families 4 great years in Nashville and my daughters Magna Cum Laude degree from UT, they are my second favorite team so the following is with love!

Q Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

A So they can go to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and report back from work release to pick up trash on I40 on Monday!
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Unread post by scatman77 » Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:55 am

What do you get when you cross a GSU cheerleader with a pig?

Nothing. There's just some things a pig won't do.
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Unread post by AppSt94 » Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:21 am

Why can't they teach Sex Ed and Drivers Ed, at Geo. Sou, on the same day?

A: they only have one mule.
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Unread post by AppSt94 » Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:40 pm

What did the Geo. Sou. alum say when he found his son in bed with his daughter?

A: GATA
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Unread post by appgrouch » Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:31 am

WCU

From a sign at the last MBB game in Varsity Gym (on Front of Watauga Democrat):

"Who'd want to mount a cat?"
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Unread post by MtnMan09 » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:33 am

I always liked "If you're kid goes to Georgia Southern...don't worry you can always have another kid."
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Unread post by Appsolutely » Tue Aug 23, 2016 11:09 am

Written above toilet paper dispenser in Sanford Hall--
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