appdaze wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 4:50 pm
DG: We have some people that will give us a bag of money. We want to build things with it. It will make us more bags of money. That is all I can say for now, as there are other building projects to complete first.
Cabin Members: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide, and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
DG: I'm on your side. There is no poison. I just want this school to be as successful as possible.
Cabin Memebers: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
DG: Truly, I am not trying to poison anyone, and I didn't provide the wine tonight. It was catered. I'm just letting you know we have a plan in place to build something that will be positive for us in the long run. Does that make sense?
Cabin Members: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
DG: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Cabin Members: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
DG: Australia
Cabin Members: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
DG: Honestly, the wine is clean. We had it catered in. Does anyone else have any questions?
Cabin Members: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
DG: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Cabin Members: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!
DG: I've been assured the money is in the bag, and I believe that the money is in the bag with enough confidence that I am saying it publicly.
Cabin Members: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable!
DG:................ sigh.............“There are no words to contain all my wisdom. I am so cunning, crafty and clever, so filled with deceit, guile and chicanery, such a knave, so shrewd, cagey as well as calculating, as diabolical as I am vulpine, as tricky as I am untrustworthy…”
Cabine Members: Can we get some seats with arms instead of aluminum bleachers?
DG: Can someone bring me a poisoned wine cup?