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Georgia Southern Football Team at Risk

Unread post by Gonzo » Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:56 pm

...of contracting malaria and dysentery from bathing in the stagnant drainage ditch known as Eagle Creek.

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Indeed, in some sort of reckless preseason ceremony these poor young men are being forced to enter the repulsive crick as the gnats eat away at their eyes. It is with this sewage baptism that the Georgia Southern coaches hope to drown away the last ounce of hygiene and self-respect these kids didn't lose on signing day.

Once you enter Eagle Creek, the stench can never be fully washed away.

Source: the tweeters

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Unread post by APPARJ » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:12 pm

This is embarrassing. Look at that guy in the front holding up an old milk jug with that nasty water.

Look at that idiot in the slacks, shirt and tie standing in there too. Take off the shades, dog. Not even Elvis in his prime could look cool standing in Gnat River.
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Re: Georgia Southern Football Team at Risk

Unread post by Rekdiver » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:42 pm

guys, guys....you goth this all wrong ...these heathen children were being baptized by the right reverend Cepheus Jones.
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Unread post by McLeansvilleAppFan » Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:55 pm

Even their own fans know this is risky

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Re: Georgia Southern Football Team at Risk

Unread post by eggers76 » Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:13 pm

Snakebite might not be the worst thing to come from that creek.
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Unread post by AppState89 » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:42 pm

Think I saw Honey Boo Boo in there.....

That photo was part of GSU's fanfest...little video of it

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Unread post by MAD Doctor » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:24 am

I appreciate the rivalry, but there ain't no way we are battlin' for that jug. :mrgreen:
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Unread post by Appsolutely » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:35 am

AppState89 wrote:Think I saw Honey Boo Boo in there.....

That photo was part of GSU's fanfest...little video of it

Mama June could take a dip in there and it wouldn't affect her hygiene one way or the other.
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Re: Georgia Southern Football Team at Risk

Unread post by NewApp » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:11 am

Gonzo wrote:...of contracting malaria and dysentery from bathing in the stagnant drainage ditch known as Eagle Creek.

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Indeed, in some sort of reckless preseason ceremony these poor young men are being forced to enter the repulsive crick as the gnats eat away at their eyes. It is with this sewage baptism that the Georgia Southern coaches hope to drown away the last ounce of hygiene and self-respect these kids didn't lose on signing day.

Once you enter Eagle Creek, the stench can never be fully washed away.

Source: the tweeters

You mean they actually had proper hygiene prior to this pic? :lol:
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