TPoEE: Escapology and Evil Rednecks

[T-Dog]

This week, a look at the tale of two halves at Western and then a look into the heart of evil itself.

http://www.yosefscabin.com/tpoeeeaer/

[appst89]

It's Hallock.

I like the description of Gnatsboro. I do believe that is the River Styx that runs through that godawful place.

[ValleyBoy]

I enjoyed reading your take on Georgia Southern T-Dog. I am glad to see that you will be making the trip down to watch your team get the pants beat off of them by GSU. Hope you have a safe trip.

GATA

[oldfart]

Good stuff T-Dog. I almost laughed except that I remembered 6>3 and App State is "Hot, Hot, Hot". I crack up every time I hear that.... Whatsamatter? Did I hurt your feelings? Well, if you never bring up he-who-shall-not-be-mentioned again and I'll leave off the "Hot, Hot, Hot".... Deal? No need for us to get nasty right off the bat. It's going to be a perfect weekend for football, we should be ranked #1, it's a blue-out at Paulson, and we look forward to yall making the trip down. We'll have all the farm animals locked up ahead of your arrival but on the downside, the food we have available is quite delicious but it isn't roadkill so yall may need to bring your own. Also tell the grad students that come down that when they see a sign that says "Clean restrooms ahead" they don't have to stop at every restroom and clean it. Hope this helps. Have a safe trip down!

[AppGrad78]

Another wonderful effort, T-Dog. But we're going to have to learn to spell Logan Hallock's name.

[asumike83]

Good stuff T-Dog. I almost laughed except that I remembered 6>3 and App State is "Hot, Hot, Hot". I crack up every time I hear that.... Whatsamatter? Did I hurt your feelings? Well, if you never bring up he-who-shall-not-be-mentioned again and I'll leave off the "Hot, Hot, Hot".... Deal? No need for us to get nasty right off the bat. It's going to be a perfect weekend for football, we should be ranked #1, it's a blue-out at Paulson, and we look forward to yall making the trip down. We'll have all the farm animals locked up ahead of your arrival but on the downside, the food we have available is quite delicious but it isn't roadkill so yall may need to bring your own. Also tell the grad students that come down that when they see a sign that says "Clean restrooms ahead" they don't have to stop at every restroom and clean it. Hope this helps. Have a safe trip down!

When did you guys get bathrooms?

[appst89]

They don't have them. A roll of toilet paper laying next to that rancid creek is their definition of a restroom.

[oldfart]

They don't have them. A roll of toilet paper laying next to that rancid creek is their definition of a restroom.

Oh we leave the roll by the rancud creek so App visitors know where to stop and eat.
BTW, we are #2 in TSN poll after being leapfrogged by NDSU and that just pisses us off worse. Get Ready..

[Rekdiver]

Locked up the farm animals? Since when don't you guys share?

[ASU-FTW]

They don't have them. A roll of toilet paper laying next to that rancid creek is their definition of a restroom.

That would explain why the creek smells so awful.

[oldfart]

Locked up the farm animals? Since when don't you guys share?

Well we tried to make money off of you guys coming to town by attaching garters to all the goat's legs so you big spenders could tip. This would have worked had the goats not eaten the dollar bills, plus it just got too costly to treat them for those Appalachain veneral diseases. The main reason we stopped pimpimg out goats to yall was because the Department of Agriculture fined us for letting yall eat raw meat.

[appst89]

They don't have them. A roll of toilet paper laying next to that rancid creek is their definition of a restroom.

That would explain why the creek smells so awful.

It's also the creek their homecoming queen drinks out of while she's grazing.

[T-Dog]

I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.
I'm going to spell Logan Hallock's name right.

That annoys me so much that I missed that.

[ASUMountaineer]

Good stuff T-Dog. I almost laughed except that I remembered 6>3 and App State is "Hot, Hot, Hot". I crack up every time I hear that.... Whatsamatter? Did I hurt your feelings? Well, if you never bring up he-who-shall-not-be-mentioned again and I'll leave off the "Hot, Hot, Hot".... Deal? No need for us to get nasty right off the bat. It's going to be a perfect weekend for football, we should be ranked #1, it's a blue-out at Paulson, and we look forward to yall making the trip down. We'll have all the farm animals locked up ahead of your arrival but on the downside, the food we have available is quite delicious but it isn't roadkill so yall may need to bring your own. Also tell the grad students that come down that when they see a sign that says "Clean restrooms ahead" they don't have to stop at every restroom and clean it. Hope this helps. Have a safe trip down!

Weak effort by you old fart, I am sure your team will bring a stronger effort than that. You need to bring better stuff than that to show us young poots a thing-or-two.

HOT HOT HOT is awesome, and we wear it as a badge of honor. It's actually a ringtone on my cell phone. Many of us have been begging for the band to start playing it. Check out the webcam link below and you'll see why "even when the weather is cold cold cold, Appalachian is HOT HOT HOT!"

http://cams.appstate.edu/

Is it really a "blue-out?" Isn't there a stat about the record of ASU playing GSU with blue pants or something...or is that a myth (similar to Eagle Creek actually being a creek)?

[oldfart]

Cute ASUmountaineer. I was admiring your message board and the background of the stadium. Lots of people there! It's amazing to me that an entire fan base can be built from 2 male App grads and a herd of female milk goats. I'm impressed.

The early fan base at "THE ROCK".

[Appsolutely]

They don't have them. A roll of toilet paper laying next to that rancid creek is their definition of a restroom.

That would explain why the creek smells so awful.

It's also the creek their homecoming queen drinks out of while she's grazing.

I guess you heard what their homecoming queen said when she was 13, the first time she had sex:
"Get offa me daddy, yur crushin my Marlboros!"

She's the same one who made her own vibrator: two bumble bees in an RC Cola bottle.

[oldfart]

Why does a mountaineer prefer the outhouse to his girlfriend?


Because the hole is smaller and it smells better.

[oldfart]

Good stuff T-Dog. I almost laughed except that I remembered 6>3 and App State is "Hot, Hot, Hot". I crack up every time I hear that.... Whatsamatter? Did I hurt your feelings? Well, if you never bring up he-who-shall-not-be-mentioned again and I'll leave off the "Hot, Hot, Hot".... Deal? No need for us to get nasty right off the bat. It's going to be a perfect weekend for football, we should be ranked #1, it's a blue-out at Paulson, and we look forward to yall making the trip down. We'll have all the farm animals locked up ahead of your arrival but on the downside, the food we have available is quite delicious but it isn't roadkill so yall may need to bring your own. Also tell the grad students that come down that when they see a sign that says "Clean restrooms ahead" they don't have to stop at every restroom and clean it. Hope this helps. Have a safe trip down!

Weak effort by you old fart, I am sure your team will bring a stronger effort than that. You need to bring better stuff than that to show us young poots a thing-or-two.

HOT HOT HOT is awesome, and we wear it as a badge of honor. It's actually a ringtone on my cell phone. Many of us have been begging for the band to start playing it. Check out the webcam link below and you'll see why "even when the weather is cold cold cold, Appalachian is HOT HOT HOT!"

http://cams.appstate.edu/

Is it really a "blue-out?" Isn't there a stat about the record of ASU playing GSU with blue pants or something...or is that a myth (similar to Eagle Creek actually being a creek)?

Director's cut of hot hot hot is more accurate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j9TtGAN-pc

[Appsolutely]

(Q) What do a hurricane and a Statesboro divorce have in common?
(A) Somebody's gonna lose a double-wide.

[Appsolutely]

Two Stink alums were talking one day:

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."