Good humor....not ice cream.

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Good humor....not ice cream.

Unread post by scatman77 » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:03 pm

Found this today while killing some time after lunch. IMO this is one of the best I've seen in while. Enjoy.

What is confidence?

A Navy Seal walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?

"No," he replies, "just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

He says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Navy man smirks, taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."

And that, my friends.......is Confidence!
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Re: Good humor....not ice cream.

Unread post by NewApp » Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:43 am

Good one, Mike.
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